DAVIDS STUFF BITCH :D

staybruuutalandsmilee:

worst physical pains

stepping on a lego

stubbing your toe

touching a curling iron

getting shampoo in your eyes

spilling lemon juice on a paper cut

getting stabbed 47 times

burning your tongue

sitting on a hairbrush

getting bit by an ant

one of these is not like the rest

(Source: land-of-reblogs-and-fandoms, via quirkycontradiction)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laugh-addict:

You go like:

And go back like:

(Source: epic-humor)

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

(via quirkycontradiction)

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(Source: trapbelly, via quirkycontradiction)